Sometimes, When I Think About How I Much I Love Him & Want To Be With Him FOREVER, I Pet The Cat A Little Too Hard.
by SJP
I believe if I’m going to a girlfriend, I might as well do it up big. I mean, how often do I get to be a girlfriend? Not that often. So I’m taking full
advantage of this opportunity to be the most extreme girlfriend that I can be.
In other words, I’m a royal pain in the ass.
But you know my Boyfriend seems to be okay with that. It works for us! He doesn’t really mind that I fake medical emergencies to get him to call me back during the work day and I think he actually likes it when I grab his arm and whisper, “I’ll miss you” every time he gets up to go to the bathroom. If I didn’t wake him up in the middle of the night to ask him if he’s dreaming about me, he might think I was sick or something.
I just love, love, LOVE my boyfriend. I mean we are perfect for each other in every way. He likes to go out to dinner; I like to be taken out to dinner. He wants to get married one day; I happen to look great in white. He thinks I’m pretty; I think I’m pretty. I guess it’s pretty obvious why we ended up together huh?
Oh my gawd. Wait a second. Speaking of my devilish good looks, it’s been 5 minutes! Why hasn’t he text me to tell me I’m pretty?
Great, now we’re in a fight which means I have to call him to tell him I’m not
speaking to him so he can buy another $50.00 box of Godiva chocolates in order for us to makeup. Sigh. A girlfriend’s work is never done.

Hilarious as usual! This absolutely needs to be a book. Keep up the great work, Dressy.