Welcome To The EXACT Moment I Regretted Not Grocery Shopping

by SJP

Isn’t it so exhausting when you try to be nice and let a guy take you out to dinner, but all through the main course he won’t shut up about the college incident that lead him out of his personal darkness of anger and drugs into a spiritual journey of Yoga and holistic living? And then you have to mask the disinterest with this awkward half smile and nod your head as if you’re actually keeping up with the whole 2 hour shit that was likely pitched to daytime TV…?  It’s like, congratulations on “defying medical odds” and “starting over from the ground up” but can’t a girl just enjoy her fucking Eggplant Puree in peace?