You Don’t Want To Hear About My Exboyfriend On Our Date? What Kinda Horse Shit Is That?

by SJP

Hey remember that time I went on a date and like, wouldn’t shutup about my exboyfriend and how we were soooo cute together and how we might get back together but I’m just not ready to get back together because I’m scared to get back together?!  Yeah, and remember the part where- oh this is great- my date went to the bathroom saying, “I’ll be right back” but after about 25 minutes of sitting alone at the table I realized he was never coming right back? HA! So then I had to argue with the server through fake tears that I should only have to pay for my half of the bill.  Oh boy, wasn’t that just the funniest thing ever?!